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Friday, July 31, 2009

There you will be

When I think back
On these times
And the dreams
We left behind
I'll be glad 'cause
I was blessed to get
To have you in my life
When I look back
On these days
I'll look and see your face
You were right there for me

In my dreams
I'll always see you soar
Above the sky
In my heart
There always be a place
For you for all my life
I'll keep a part
Of you with me
And everywhere I am
There you'll be

Well you showed me
How it feels
To feel the sky
Within my reach
And I always
Will remember all
The strength you
Gave to me
Your love made me
Make it through
Oh, I owe so much to you
You were right there for me

In my dreams
I'll always see you soar
Above the sky
In my heart
There always be a place
For you for all my life
I'll keep a part
Of you with me
And everywhere I am
There you'll be

'Cause I always saw in you
My light, my strength
And I want to thank you
Now for all the ways
You were right there for me
You were right there for me
For always

In my dreams
I'll always see you soar
Above the sky
In my heart
There always be a place
For you for all my life
I'll keep a part
Of you with me
And everywhere I am
There you'll be


SWEET DREAMS BY BEYONCE

I need a well rest after tomorrow~

Thursday, July 30, 2009

She Wolf



SOS shes in disguise
SOS shes in disguise
There's a she wolf in disguise
Coming out coming out coming out

A domesticated girl thats all you ask of me
Darling it is no joke this is lycanthropy
The moon's awake now with eyes wide open
My body's craving so feed the hungry

Ive been devoting myself to you Monday to Monday and Friday to Friday
Not getting enough retribution or decent incentives to keep me at it
Im starting to feel just a little abused like a coffee machine in an office
So Im gonna go to my closet and get me a lover and tell you all about it

Theres a she wolf in the closet
Open up and set it free
Theres a she wolf in the closet
Let it out so it can breathe

Sitting across a bar staring right at her prey
Its going well so far shes gonna get her way
Nocturnal creatures are not so prudent
The moon's my teacher and Im her student

To locate the single men I got on me a special radar
And the fire department hotline in case I get in trouble later
Not looking for cute little divos or rich city guys I just want to enjoy
By having a very good time and behave very bad in the arms of a boy

Theres a she wolf in the closet
Open up and set it free
Theres a she wolf in the closet
Let it out so it can breathe

SOS shes in disguise
SOS shes in disguise
Theres a she wolf in disguise
Coming out coming out coming out

SOS shes in disguise
SOS shes in disguise
Theres a she wolf in disguise
Coming out coming out coming out

Theres a she wolf in the closet, let it out so it can breathe

SHE WOLF BY SHAKIRA

Studying~~~

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

I'd come for you

Just One more moment, that's all that's needed.
Like wounded soldiers in need of healing.
Time to be honest, this time I'm pleading
Please don't dwell on it, cause I didn't mean it

I cant believe I said I'd lay our love on the ground
But it doesn't matter cause I've made it up forgive me now
Everyday I spend away my souls inside out
Gotta be someway that I can make it up to you now, somehow.

By now you know that I'd come for you
No one but you, yes I'd come for you
But only if you told me to
And I'd fight for you
I'd lie, it's true
Give my life for you
You know I'd always come for you

I was blindfolded, but now I'm seeing
My mind was closing, now I'm believing
I finally know just what it means to let someone in
To see the side of me that no one does or ever will
So if your ever lost and find yourself all alone
I'd search forever just to bring you home,
Here and now this I vow

By now you know that I'd come for you
No one but you, yes I'd come for you
But only if you told me to
And I'd fight for you
I'd lie, it's true
Give my life for you
You know I'd always come for you
You know I'd always come for you

No matter what gets in my way
As long as there's still life in me
No matter what, remember you know I'll always come for you

Yes I'd come for you, no one but you,
Yes I'd come for you
But only if you told me to

And I'd fight for you
I'd lie, it's true
Give my life for you
You know I'd always come for you

No matter what gets in my way
As long as there's still life in me
No matter what, remember you know I'll always come for you
I'd crawl across this world for you
Do anything you want me to
No matter what, remember you know I'll always come for you
You know I'll always come for you
I'D COME FOR YOU BY NICKELBACK
Study Mode: ON!!!

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Sick~

I'm pretty weak now because i'm SICK~Read the following things where i got em from internet.Going back to my circuit theory notes now.Ciaoz...

A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office.
"Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?"
the lawyer asked.
"Give me the bad news first."
"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."
"That's the bad news?" the man asked incredulously.
"I can't wait to hear the terrible news."
"It's of you and your mistress."
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"I was in a very generous mood today," a woman says to her friend.
"I gave a poor beggar $25."
"That's a lot of money to give away," says her friend. "What did your
husband say?" "He said, 'Thank you'.
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An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is a savage."

The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is a savage."
THANK YOU FOR LOVING ME BY BON JOVI
I am so dead~

Monday, July 27, 2009

~No Parking~

When there's a sign showing that No Parking,please do not park your vehicle there.This is because that there's a new way of punishing those who are against the law.The more expensive your car is,the more the pain will strike your heart.Lolz...Have a look at the photo attached.I am sure that the owner is going to be pissed by that special design.Haha...AMEN~I am so bad...May God Bless that car and its owner so that its owner won't go and kill that fella who did that to his car.Luckily i didn't drive a car here.Or else,i will have the risk of seeing that design on my car and i will be killed by my parents.Lolz...


THERE YOU'LL BE BY FAITH HILL

Should i drive here or i shouldn't?

Sunday, July 26, 2009

~Big Heart~

Can you relate what kind of person you are with your body size?My friends were once told me that i am special.Not due to my body size,but my heart of caring and forgiving other people.I found out that there are only a few of people who could behave like me.Learn not to be too greedy,try to think for others before thinking of yourself and let it goes when it's no longer yours.Letting go of the thing that we like is the hardest thing for others but not me because i am not that kind of fella who will do anything in order to keep the thing along if i knew that it's gone.Not that i am not serious,but it's because i don't want to let it to become worse.By letting go,at least we are still friends.Love is not having or keeping but to let happiness fill their life.Well,my family is the one that worth me dying for.Everything can be replaced when it's gone but not family members.They are far more unique and important than anything on earth!!!Be kind-hearted,be positive minded and be strong!You are not alone!!!There are a lot of to-be-friends waiting for you out there.Try to accept,try to work it out and cherish it.You will find that your life is full with happiness.A friendly smile to everyone even to cleaner will increase you attractiveness.=D

PS:This post is for those who are depressed~~~If you ever need a hug,please do not hesitate to come for me.I think i am able to give you a warm sweet hug.=)


Note:Angry makes you look old and ugly!Hatred makes you live in horror life!


I CARE ABOUT YOU,MY FRIENDS!!!

GOOD GIRLS GO BAD BY COBRA STARSHIP

I am not GOD,i do mistakes as well.Please do forgive me~~~

Love Birds

Two lonely cranes sail through the crimson light,
In silhuoette
And landed,
More graceful than a ballerina's grace.

He nudged her head affectionately,
She kissed him.
He slowly caresses her arm,
She began exploring the gentle curve of his neck...
trailing kisses...
here...
and
there...

He whispered a sweet melody into her ear,
She bubbled with joyous laughter.

Two bodies entwine before the glowing sunset.
Driven by passions they began to call each other's name.
Faster and faster,
Sweating with rapid, heavy breathing,
Both trying to match the desires for each other.

And then a whirring object slice through the blood red sky.

Silence.

Dead silence.

Seems like eternity.

He fell to the ground with a heartbreaking thud.
Looked into her dark lovely eyes now swimming in tears,
So beautiful...

With the last of his effort
He gave her a sweet caw:

I love you my love,
You were the reason of my very existence.
Until death do us apart.

Fly my love, fly into the heavenly sky.
One day, we shall meet again.
And this time, not even death can do us apart.
He smiled serenely,
Fighting to keep his increasingly heavy eyelids open.

And then a wail...
Deep...
Long...
And scorching...
As if something was dying of a heart wound.

The sun is sinking in the horizon,
Silently weeping as her life-giving arms retreats.

She turned to the sky,
And flew as her lover commanded.
Oh my brave one...
Flew higher
And higher
And higher
And higher
Her graceful arms never a moment faltering.

Oh how peaceful it is up here...
The stars are slowly twinkling away from their daylight shyness.

And she swooped down.
Flew lower
And lower
And lower
And lower
Suddenly into the rock beside her beloved.

She gave him a sweet caw:

Do not leave yet, my love
I am coming too.
She kissed him.

The hunter slowly emerged from the forest,
Bow in one hand and a rope in another.
He kneel down in front of the lovers.

Looks up into the bittersweet sky, and see
Just as the sun's final rays descends into complete darkness.
Just as the two lovers hurry to catch the chariot into perpetual happiness.

He shook his head sadly
As he tied both cranes.
Tonight, his family won't starve
~by Hy Cheng Ngo

I HATE YOU BY 2PM

~I'm loving you~

Friday, July 24, 2009

Men And Women


A man took his wife to the doctors.
After a short examination the doctor said
"Your wife's mind has completely gone!"
To which the man replied "I'm not surprised.
She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!"
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"And how's your wife, Pat?"
"Not So Good, she is awful sick."
"Is it dangerous?"
"No, she's too weak to be dangerous anymore!"
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"Will the father be present during the birth?"
asked the obstetrician.
"Nah," replied the mother-to-be,
"He and my husband don't get along."
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A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was felling every time a bus was passing by. So she called a repair man. The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time when a bus passes by.
"OK, I am gonna see what is going on, just close the door behind me" and he stepps into the closet. At that time the husband comes from work, opens the closet and finds the repairman.
Husband: "What the hell are you doing here!"
Repairman:"Well, you are not going to believe it, but I am waiting for a bus!"


DOWN BY JAY SEAN Feat. LIL WAYNE

I have to say that she is SWEET~~~

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Check Out all the Definitions!!!

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life..
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death

KNOW YOUR ENEMY BY GREEN DAY

Yes!!!I got the ticket from Miao!!!

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

~Stress Down~

Just finished my Engineering Maths Test!!!What a relief!!!Man,i am seriously tired now due to that Maths syndrome.Luckily it's all over now!!!BUT,i still have my circuit test coming~~~Noooooooo...Go away Circuit Ghost!!!Don't haunt me!!!Argh!!!
When i opened the door and entered the living room,

Cubby :Lim Lim is back!!!Come give me a hug~~~
Furry :Yo Brudder!!!Miss you a lot man since you are out for the whole day!!!
Cubby :He couldn't hear us?
Furry :I think he could.I bet that something has gone wrong on his Maths Test.
Cubby :Awwwww...Poor thing~~Hope that he is fine.
Furry :He definitely will since he is not an ordinary man!!!Cheer bro!!!
Cubby :Hopefully...Alright,time to do some exercise.
*Cubby back to jogging machine*
Furry :Time for me to have my dinner too.
Haha...I am so so so stupid now.But don't you think that it's sweet?Hehe...They care about meeeeeee...Lolz...No wonder Miao likes to talk to Wafu And Pafu so much...Please do check his blog out!!!You can get to his blog from my side because i've linked it.=)


NEVER SAY NEVER BY THE FRAY
I am living inside my own world~~~

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

~New Members~

2 new members have just entered our house yesterday.Let's meet Furry and Cubby,the two little cutieeeeeee...=D They are bought by my house leader and now all of us will have to bare the resposibility to take care of them.Apparently all of us are competing in taking care of them because they are really cute.The little lady gave my house leader a present (pee pee) when he was holding her in hand.Haha...Alright,please allow me to tell you who is Furry and who is Cubby.The Red Eyes hamster who looks like gonna commit crimes is the man,Furry and the Black Eyes hamster who always stick with food is the lady,Cubby.Special thanks to Seen Seen since their names are given by her.=) By the way,they like the jogging machine that we put outside of their home.Lolz...Both of them always keep competing in getting into the jogging machine.
Cubby :Hey,lady first okay?
Furry :Who cares?
Cubby :Alright then,you will have this jogging machine and i will have all the food.
Furry :Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...My Queen,i am sorry for my rudeness,you will have this briliant jogging machine,it's yours,all yours.
Cubby :Hmph!!!It's too late to apologize...
*Background music:It's too late to apologize,it's too lateeeeeee...*
Haha...I have to say that Furry is kinda like coward because whenever we approach to them,he usually is the one that run away and hide inside their house and left the lady there.Lolz...Cubby is not afraid of us,she will just sit there and enjoy eating her delicious food.


HER DIAMONDS BY ROB THOMAS
Life is fun~~~

Monday, July 20, 2009

~Blurry~

Time :2.00pm++
Venue :Study area around library

Me :Eh,why are you guys studying Engineering Mathematics?
Friend A :Class rep,don't you know that test is coming?
Me :Yea,i know it but i thought it's on Saturday?
Friend B :It's on this coming Wednesday,from 6pm to 7pm...
Me :Are you sure?It's on Saturday!!!
Friend A :Nooooooo...It's on this Wednesday!!!
Me :Just give me a minute for me to clarify this thing.
Taking out my phone and start making a call to Friend C.
Me :Alo Friend!
Friend C :Yo,sup friend!!!
Me :Hey,may i know when is our Engineering Maths Test?
Friend C :Owh,it's on this Wednesday.
Me :Owh,alright.Thanks.

Me :It's on Wednesday...(With a disappointed look)
Friend A :Told you it's on Wednesday right?
Friend B :It's okay class rep,you can just come on Saturday.The only thing is that you are going to sit for the test alone with air.
*Both of them laughing*

Me :Sigh!!!
I am so blurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr~~~



ZERO GRAVITY BY DAVID ARCHULETA

Man i'm GREAT~~~

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Read on your own~

A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there.

A farmer replied, "Joe's mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died."

"Well," replied the man, "she must have had a lot of friends."

"Nope," said the farmer, "we all just want to buy his mule."
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A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law's death. It also enquires whether she should be buried or burnt.

He replies, "Don't take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes."
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Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Hubby - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Wife - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
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Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses.

Now, why can't you do that?"

"Gosh," Jack says, "why I hardly know the girl."

I GOTTA FEELING BY BLACK EYED PEAS

bOOm BooM POW~

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Retailing Day~

Just got back from Jusco and i had my dinner at Nando's again~=D Well,do you feel weird when you are having meal alone and shopping alone in a public area?If you do,then i am that kind of weird person for you.Lolz...Nothing much to blog about for today since i was spending most of my day in my room doing nothing.At first i thought that i will probably have some entertainment tonight but it's now canceled due to my friend's problem.*Sigh* I wanna go out and have fun in order to relax my mind!!!Will have to postpone to the following week since i've failed to make it on this week.It's okay then...=)
U GO GIRL BY LEE HYORI
I am not despo for Girls~~~

Friday, July 17, 2009

Presentation Done~

Just had my Construction Technology Presentation on the morning and finally the task has been accomplished by all oy my team members.Hol Man,they're great!!!They were the MAN!!!Well,i didn't have do presentation since i am the one providing the most gorgeous power point slide show.Lolz...It was a blurdy tiring day for me though due to the Survey Practical Lab.Man,i hate saying this but i really think that our Survey Lecturer knows nothing and he couldn't even show us the correct ways of using Theodolite.He had used 10 minutes plus to setup that thing but he requested us to set everything done within 5 minutes.*Sigh* Hey bro,what happened to your BLAIN???Or i should have asked,Do you have it?I know that it's rude to comment my own lecturer in such a way but i really can't stand it anymore.He is a BANANA but he couldn't speak well in english!!!Duh~~~What should i say?


USE SOMEBODY BY KINGS OF LEON

Just A word for you Mr. Pan Wang Fook: SIGH!!!

Thursday, July 16, 2009

~Song On the Playlist~

What have I got to do to make you love me
What have I got to do to make you care
What do I do when lightning strikes me
And I wake to find that you're not there
What do I do to make you want me
What have I got to do to be heard
What do I say when it's all over
And sorry seems to be the hardest word
It's sad, so sad
It's a sad, sad situation
And it's getting more and more absurd
It's sad, so sad
Why can't we talk it over
Oh it seems to me
That sorry seems to be the hardest word
What do I do to make you love me
What have I got to do to be heard
What do I do when lightning strikes me
What have I got to do
What have I got to do
When sorry seems to be the hardest word

SORRY SEEMS TO BE THE HARDEST WORD BY ELTON JOHN Feat. BLUE

Just figured out that it's nice to listen to...

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Endless Tests

Finally Fluid Mechanics Test has gone!!!It's weird you know,i don't understand the Theory of the question but i could do it!!!Lolz...Tomorrow will be the Survey test~Oh Buddha,Oh Jesus,Oh Allah,Oh Whatever,please bless me through tomorrow's test.Haha...Well,today's test was really fresh to me.I mean as in the way of conducting the test.Around 200+ students sitting in the lecture hall taking the test but there is only a lecturer was there to take care of it.While the test is running,he walked out from the lecture hall and there's where everyone starts clapping their hands.All right,now i know this so called University Test.LMAO...Okay,end of story,should go back to my Survey notes now.Nitez BRUDDERs!!!!
FALLING FOR YOU BY COLBIE CAILLAT

I am not falling for anyone~ =D

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

~Lord~

I'm preparing for Fluid Mechanics test which will be held on tomorrow.A thick book with hundred of pages is the only source for me to know this subject better.I will try my best to squeeze all the information into my brain even though it's an open book test.Lolz...Please do pray for me if you are my friend.=D Lots of things are on my to-do list after all the tests.Ahahaha...My to-do list gives me the spirit of battling with all the tests.After that,i shall have Partay~Partay~And Partay~ Alright,end of dreaming,i have to get back to my revision now.Take care ya to all my BRUDDERS!!!Haha...Ciaoz...
SWEET DREAMS BY EURYTHMICS

Hope that i can have a sweet dream tonight...

Monday, July 13, 2009

One Dollar and Eleven Cents

A little girl went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet.

She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully. Three
times, even. The total had to be exactly perfect. No chance here for mistakes.

Carefully placing the coins back in the jar and twisting on the cap, she
slipped out the back door and made he r way 6 blocks to Rexall's Drug Store with
the big red Indian Chief sign above the door.

She waited patiently for
the pharmacist to give her some attention, but he was too busy at this moment.
Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing noise. Nothing. She cleare her throat
with the most disgusting sound she could muster. No good Finally she took a
quarter from her jar and banged it on the glass counter. That did it!

'And what do you want?' the pharmacist asked in an annoyed tone of
voice. I'm talking to my brother from Chicago whom I haven't seen in ages,' he
said without waiting for a reply to his question.

'Well, I want to talk
to you about my brother,' Tess answered back in the same annoyed tone. 'He's
really, really sick...and I want to buy a miracle.'

'I beg your pardon?'
said the pharmacist.

'His name is Andrew and he has something bad
growing inside his head and my Daddy s ays only a mirac le can save him now So how
much does a miracle cost?'

'We don't sell miracles here, little girl.
I'm sorry but I can't help you,' the pharmacist said, softening a little.

'Listen, I have the money to pay for it. If it isn't enough, I will get
th rest. Just tell me ho w much it costs.'

The pharmacist's Brother was
a well dressed man. He stooped down and asked the little girl, 'What kind of a
miracle does your brother need?'

' I don't know,' Tess replied with her
eyes welling up. I just know he's really sick and Mommy says he needs an
operation. But my Daddy can't pay for it, so I want to use my money.'

'How much do you have?' asked the man from Chicago

'One dollar
and eleven cents,' Tess answered barely audibly.

'And it's all the money
I have, but I can get some more if I need to.'

'Well, what a
coincidence,' smiled the man. 'A dollar and eleven cents---th e exact price o f a
miracle for little brothers. '

He took her money in one hand and with
the other hand he grasped her mitten and said 'Take me to where you live. I want
to see your brother and meet your parents. Let's see if I have the miracle you
need.'

Tha well dressed man was Dr. Carlton Armstrong, a surgeon,
specializing in neuro-surgery. The operation was completed free of charge and it
wasn't long until Andrew was home again and doing well.

Mom and Dad were
happily talking about the chain of events that had led them to this place.

'That surgery,' her Mom whispered. 'was a real miracle. I wonder how
much it would have cost?'

Tess smiled. She knew exactly how much a
miracle cost..one dollar and eleven cents....plus the faith of a little child.

In our lives, we never know how many miracles we will need.

A miracle is not the suspension of natural law, but the operation of a h igher law.

UNTIL YOU BY SHAYNE WARD

Time to study~

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Meeeeeeeeeeee~

Took a test just now and following are my results:

You are smart, straight talking,
funny, stubborn, hardworking, honest,
jealous on competing basis, kind
hearted, angry, friendly, authorities,
famous person...always want to be and
regarded as first on people position,
they are often like to be independent,
will never be under others, self
confident people!
You are most likely to fall in love in
the younger age, but will get marry
when you mature! You are likely to
have problems with people who have
opposite views and you are most likely
to take revenge over your enemies in a
long time basis. You are a spender,
but you will have a good profession in
the future. If you are guy you will be
very popular that everybody will have
mental attraction and respect at you.
You can go anywhere from the local
shop to the heart of the parliament
because you are positive and well
talented in numerous issues!! But in
your life you will always have some
people who will work hard to bring you
& your name down. This is undercover!!
Coz of your smart behavior you will be
hated by some people too... Your
family life is very cool, you will
have a very nice partner & wonderful
children... You are pioneer,
independent & original...

BATTLEFIELD BY JORDIN SPARKS

Try to know me well~

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Institute Of Mental Health

Record I

Patient A: "So how... this book not bad yah?"

Patient B: "Yah agree, excellent! Astounding work. No nonsense,
sharp and concise to the point. But there's a major flaw in this piece of art
- too many character names to remember!!!"

Nurse: "Hey! Can the two of you put the telephone book back to the original place?"


Record II

A doctor asked a patient: "If I were to cut one of your ears off,
what will happen to you?"

Patient: "Then I will not be able to hear..."

Doctor: "Hmm...that's normal...so if I were to cut your other ear
off, what will happen then?"

Patient: "I will not be able to see..."

The doctor became nervous and asked: "Why would you not see then???"
Patient: "Because my spectacles will fall off..."



Record III

IMH has an old lady who wears black, carries a black umbrella and
squats at the entrance to the IMH everyday without fail, rain or shine.

The doctor wanted to administer treatment for her but decided to
understand her behavior first.

So, the doctor also wears black and carries a black umbrella; squatted
besides her everyday.

The days go by...the two of them squatted side-by-side w/o a single
exchange of word. After one solid month, the old lady finally broke
the silence and asked the doctor: "Err...Excuse me! Are you also a
mushroom?"

Record IV

A nurse saw a patient writing a letter. She got curious and went to
take a peek. But the patient didn't wanna let her see.

Nurse (unable to contain her curiosity): "Who are you writing to?"

Patient: "I'm writing a letter to myself...."

Her curiosity grew and she thought to herself (Why would someone
write a letter to himself?)

So she asked again: "So...what's written inside?"

Patient (got impatient): "You crazy ah? I haven't received the
letter, how would I know??"


Record V

Two patients escape from the IMH. They climbed up a tree and one of
them fell from the tree and started rolling on the ground.

After a while, the patient below shouted to the one on top: "Hey!
How come you are not coming down yet?"

The patient on top replied: "No. no...I can't...I'm not ripe yet"


Record VI

One patient visited the doctor: "Doc...How? I think I'm a chicken
since the day I was born...."

Doctor: "Wah! That's very serious...Why do you only come and seek
treatment now?"

Patient: "Because my family needs me to hatch the eggs..."



Record VII

One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH.

He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked
up the truck and took the flat tyre down. When he was about to fix the
spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain. As he can't
fish the bolts out, he started to panic.

One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened.

The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can
do; he told the patient the whole incident.

The patient laughed at him & said "can't even fix such a simple
problem...no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..."

Here's what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres
and fix it onto this tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the
missing ones, easy as that"

The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why
are you here at the IMH?"

Patient replied: "Hello, I stay here because I'm crazy not STUPID!"

CHRISTMAS IN MY HEART BY SARAH CONNOR

Laugh Out Loud!!!

Friday, July 10, 2009

A day out~

Was just back from KLCC...I went there for a movie with my friend.Ice Age 3!!!Both of us keep laughing while watching that movie and it's really worth to watch.=D Another movie after Transformer 2.By the way,the air conditioning system inside the cinema was extremely cold!!!We were almost frozen after spending 1 and a half hour inside there.I still felt cold even with my long jeans,sport shoes and t-shirt.Lolz...Powerful air conditioning system huh?After the movie,we went to ManhattanFishMarket to have our dinner.Yum yum~~~Both of us were extremely full after taking the meal and i even had the feeling of vomiting.Overloading of food are now disgesting in my body.Hehe...Well,i guess that's all for today and i should go on with my lab report.Ciaoz...=D
BURNING BY MARIA ARREDONDO

I'm done with you!

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Official Announcement!

I am going to start a new blog soon because i want to take out someone out from my mind.We are just friends.=) No more changes to that...As a friend,I've given too much and i should really stop it before i am unable to control myself.My mindset is starting to distort after i've read your recent post.In fact,i don't like that kind of feeling and i know that no one will like it too.I was trying my best to keep this blog alive because i still have faith in you.Believing that someday you will accept my love.You probably never know that i am...It's okay now.We will just be friends.No matter what and no matter how,WE ARE FRIENDS FOREVER!Just simply friends~By the way,i think my love to you is equal to the guy.I am sure that it won't be less than the guy. I LOVE YOU,KELLY NG SUE YIN.




YOU WERE MY EVERYTHING

I used to love you very much,now i will only be your friend...=)

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

~Truth~

Three passions have governed my life:
The longings for love, the search for knowledge,
And unbearable pity for the suffering of [humankind].

Love brings ecstasy and relieves loneliness.
In the union of love I have seen
In a mystic miniature the prefiguring vision
Of the heavens that saints and poets have imagined.

With equal passion I have sought knowledge.
I have wished to understand the hearts of [people].
I have wished to know why the stars shine.

Love and knowledge led upwards to the heavens,
But always pity brought me back to earth;
Cries of pain reverberated in my heart
Of children in famine, of victims tortured
And of old people left helpless.
I long to alleviate the evil, but I cannot,
And I too suffer.

This has been my life; I found it worth living.


WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME BY CHRISTINA MILIAN

Learn it before it's too late...

Last One The Best~

"Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away." - Dorothy Parker

"Love is friendship set on fire." - unknown

"Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing." - Goethe

"To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia." - H.L. Mencken

"Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it...It really is worth fighting for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk everything, you risk even more." - Erica Jong

"Sometimes love is stronger than a man's convictions." - Isaac Bashevis Singer

"Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness." - Oliver Wendell Holmes

"Maybe love is like luck. You have to go all the way to find it." - Robert Mitchum

"Love stretches your heart and makes you big inside." - Margaret Walker

"Love has no awareness of merit or demerit; it has no scale... Love loves; this is its nature." - Howard Thurman

"Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end." - Anonymous

"Love consists in this, that two solitudes protect and touch and greet each other." - Rainer Maria Rilke

"Where love is, no room is too small." - Talmud

"Loves makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place." - Zora Neale Hurston

"Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired." - Mark Twain

"Love is more than three words mumbled before bedtime. Love is sustained by action, a pattern of devotion in the things we do for each other every day." - Nicholas Sparks

"To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven." - Karen Sunde

"A love song is just a caress set to music." - Sigmund Romberg

"Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit." - Peter Ustinov

"Love is like a violin. The music may stop now and then, but the strings remain forever." - unknown

WITH ME BY SUM 41

Be with me forever~~~