Guys please do read this!!! - When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
- After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
- By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
- The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?
- I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
- 'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
- 'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
- Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
- The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
- You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to..
- My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
- First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
STARTING POINT OF HAPPINESS BY STYLE
True enough for guys!!!
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