Smile please~~~

*A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York
City , where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at
the entrance is
a description of how
the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the
value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the
flights.
The shopper may choose any item
from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next
floor, but you
cannot go back down except to exit the building!* *

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On
the first floor
the sign
on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where
the sign
reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids..
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want
more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely
Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead
Good Looking and
Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly
stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead
Gorgeous, Help with
Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor,
where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There
are no men on this
floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to
please. Thank you for
shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened
a New Wives store
just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
YOU DON'T MISS YOUR WATER BY CRAIG DAVID

You just can't control~~~