After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamedthat you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What
do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight." he said.
That evening, the man came home with a package and gave it to
his wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book entitled
"The meaning of dreams"
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A man calls his family doctor:
Man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit.
Doctor: Ok, bring her in and I'll try to help.
Man: Fine, but whatever you do, don't cure her.
DIRTY FUNK BY STEVE APPLETON
Eh?My finger is bleeding...But how come?
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