~How to choose a bride in Malaysia~

A Mother was very concerned that her middle-aged son has not shown
the slightest indication of getting married. So one
day she called
him over to her house.

The Son came home from work, grudgingly. Upon
arriving, he found that his
mother had gathered a few beautiful ladies at the
house for him to choose
as his future bride.

The FIRST one was a well-endowed
Telephonist-cum-Receptionist. He
immediately commented: 'Aiyaa..... Mother, they
always say..... PLEASE HOLD
ON, HOLD ON.........'

The SECOND nominee was a leggy secretary. She was
also rejected.
Reason being: 'Aiyaa.... Mother, this one aaa...,
Secretary always fond
of saying 'PLEASE
SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN........'

By this time, the mother is nearing frustration. She
called a sweet but
plain-looking Teacher. The Son suddenly agreed!!

The Mother was surprised and asked: 'Why this one?
The earlier two
were a lot better looking!'

He replied: 'Teachers aaa.... Teachers very good,
very good, always say: PLEASE REPEAT, DO IT AGAIN, I want it
done 10
times.... SOME MORE, SOME MORE.....!'

Her youngest son (10 years old), was listening
quietly all this while at
the other end of the room. Suddenly, he shouted:
'Brother....
Female mini bus Conductor much better laa.... they
always say: 'NAIK
CEPAT, NAIK CEPAT..... MASUK, MASUK.......
MASUK LAGI, DALAM LAGI..... DALAM LAGI LAAAAH, MASUK
BELAKANG.....
BELAKANG LAGI, BELAKANG BANYAK
KOSONG.....'

The mother fainted....
I'M ON A BOAT BY THE LONELY ISLAND Feat. T-PAIN

I've got 2 noobs ram into a car accident!!!