Read this when you are unhappy~~~

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in Americaare like gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman......
(Applause!Applause!)
Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull)
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
(Applause! Applause !)
Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
(Applause!Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iranare like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms I ran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in Indiaare like
labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because it works day and night......
(Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu
(Afraid to lose).
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave
15 minutes before the show is over.
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in
your country?
Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in China are
like Deng Siu Ping.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90.
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms Taiwan, how do you describe a male organ in
your country?
Ms Taiwan: The Male Organs in Taiwan are like Chen Shui Bian.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Taiwan: They will insist that they could eventhough they themselves knew that they couldn't.
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms Malaysia,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysiaare like Proton car.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! They have gone crazy!!!)
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