Woke up at 4pm just now and my mommy keep calling me since 1130am but out of lazyness,i've ignored all the call and kept lying on my bed sleeping.Hmm...Feel kinda bad.After i've got up from my bed and check my phone,there's 8 missed calls.What she wanna tell me?But i bet that it won't be those important things because she normally will just ask about my recent news and about my academic stuff.Since last time,i've used to answer all her questions with the same answers until now.Aikz...I rather call my mom rather than calling my mommy.For those who knows my family status,you guys should know what am i trying to tell.I would rather spend my time chating with the one that cares about me than the materialistic one.I know that it's kinda bad to say my own mommy like that,but...I am just too...Aikz...Forget it and i will just keep it for myself.Well,2 papers to go before i leave Inti and back to my home.Both of the papers are paper 1,which is the objective questions.Hmm...Really don't feel like going back to my home because i won't have anything to do at there.After that,i will have to think about which University to apply to...Argh!!!All annoying matters... LIVE YOUR LIVE BY T.I. Feat. RIHANNA
Woman has Man in it; Mrs. has Mr. in it; Female has Male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it; No wonder men always want to be inside women! Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman.... Why? BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... I never looked at it this way before: Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN ? MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause GUYnecologist AND .. When we have REAL trouble, it's a HISterectomy.
JUST DANCE BY LADY GAGA Feat. O'DONIS I can only miss you... Other than that... There will be nothing else i can do...
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies. 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
Lesson 3: A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.' 'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Puff! She's gone. 'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pena Coladas and the love of my life.' Puff! He's gone. 'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.' Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.
Lesson 4 An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?' The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.' So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson 5 A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.' The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..
Lesson 6 A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story: (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. (3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
HEARTLESS BY KANYE WEST If i say i miss you... I am seriously and i really miss you...
1. You can name all the players from the the English Premier League, but ask you to name one football player from Malaysia , one name also cannot come out.
2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the best lah.
3. When toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price increase, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS.
4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there's SALE , run from one end of 1Utama to the other also NO COMPLAINTS.
6. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is always either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot find parking.
7. You have a parent who force you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce.
8. You know someone who can specially develop a 'mat salleh' accent when speaking to a American / British / Australian.
9. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend ceremah by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA. 10. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queueing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.
11. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese.
12. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.
13. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians.
14. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say 'Wah! Very clever hor?' When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say 'Aiya! Of course lah! He Malay mah!'
15. When a 'mat salleh' stranger kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him.
RIGHT NOW(NA NA NA) BY AKON Yeah!!!Going to MOS now,ciaoz....
Muahahahaha...Finally finished all the subjective papers for Chemistry even though i knew that i might not do well in every of the paper.I really need something to release my stress!!!Argh...Extremely tired now but i can't sleep right at this moment because i will have my Physics paper 2 and 5 by tomorrow's morning.I wanna sleep!!!I just want to let my eyes to have some rest.However,i think that it's impossible for me to have a rest to do anyhing apart from updating my blog.Aikz...Jon and Xing Ju are going to finish their A-level exam by tomorrow and me,i still have a long way to go...Have got to go out for dinner before it's too late...Ciaoz...
WHERE THE PARTY AT BY JAGGED EDGE Feat. NELLY Finally your exam is over and now you really should enjoy your freedom by doing things that you wanna do for long...
Woke up at 4pm just now and my mommy keep calling me since 1130am but out of lazyness,i've ignored all the call and kept lying on my bed sleeping.Hmm...Feel kinda bad.After i've got up from my bed and check my phone,there's 8 missed calls.What she wanna tell me?But i bet that it won't be those important things because she normally will just ask about my recent news and about my academic stuff.Since last time,i've used to answer all her questions with the same answers until now.Aikz...I rather call my mom rather than calling my mommy.For those who knows my family status,you guys should know what am i trying to tell.I would rather spend my time chating with the one that cares about me than the materialistic one.I know that it's kinda bad to say my own mommy like that,but...I am just too...Aikz...Forget it and i will just keep it for myself.Well,2 papers to go before i leave Inti and back to my home.Both of the papers are paper 1,which is the objective questions.Hmm...Really don't feel like going back to my home because i won't have anything to do at there.After that,i will have to think about which University to apply to...Argh!!!All annoying matters...
