Underwear Dust!!!

One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife,
'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'.
Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply
Couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'Darling, he hollered into the bathroom,
'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!! !
3AM BY BUSTED

Nooooooooooo...