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Thursday, August 28, 2008

Randomness

Mr. Spider and Miss Bee trying to know each another better after their engagement and it's forced by both of their parents.Mr. Spider was not satisfied with that and he ask his mom for the reason of forcing him to marry with Miss Bee.
Spider:'Why must i marry with that Bee?'

Mom:'It's okay la boy,even though she is kinda noisy but at least she is a air stewardess.'

Spider:'But i like Miss Mosquito more than that air stewardess.'

Mom:'Don't you ever mention that thin nurse anymore,she don't even know how to use the syringe.Last time after she gave me the injection,my wound was itchy for quite some time.'
Spider:'Aikz...Okay then.'


On the other side,Miss Bee is complaining as well and she goes to her mom just like what Mr. Spider did.

Bee:'Why must i marry with that Spider?'

Mom:'Never mind la my girl,even though Spider is not a good looking guy but at least he is still the INTERNET owner.'

Bee:'But i like Ant more than that ugly fella.'

Mom:'Don't you ever mention that thin and black guy anymore,he keeps moving things for all the time and he don't even have a van.'

Bee:'Then how about Mr. Fly from the rubbish village?'

Mom:'Well,he is quite handsome though.But why must you get the one that eat SHIT...'

Bee:'........'


NEVER GONNA LET YOU GO BY SERGIO MENDES

In the middle of difficulty lies oppurtunity.~ALBERT EINSTEIN

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